Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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