Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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