Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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