You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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