I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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