I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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