That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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