the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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