I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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