listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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