They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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