Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There are leaves in my underwear?
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