Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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