this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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