We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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