you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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