What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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