why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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