is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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