So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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