She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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