Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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