I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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