Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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