A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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