Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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