you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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