Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
