you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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