i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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