Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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