Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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