why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
