last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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