Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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