She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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