did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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