i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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