butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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