Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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