i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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