I'm going to jail i love you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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