You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize