Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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