he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
