Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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