Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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