I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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