There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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