So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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