Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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