He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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