So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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