You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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