Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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