If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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