do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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