She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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